10 Of The Worst Haircuts Ever in The Premier League

Marouane Fellaini

10 Of The Worst Haircuts Ever in The Premier League

The premier league is back this weekend and we couldn’t be happier. It got us thinking about some of the haircuts the league has seen down the years, especially the bad ones.

We have ranked 10 of the worst haircuts the premier league has ever seen.

10 David De Gea

The best barnet of a bad bunch. As we were thinking of players for this blog, we remembered being very disappointed when noticing De Gea had ruined an otherwise nice haircut by either having a V or a ponytail, or both, at least he was decent back then.

David De Gea

Image Credit – Red Army Bet

9 Phil Jones

We don’t really have much of an opinion on his hair which is a bit of the point, but we couldn’t leave him out, look at that facial expression.

Phil Jones


8 Stephen Ireland

Remember this guy? Yes, the one who said his Granny had died to get out of International duty, which turned out to be a lie and had a very negative effect on his reputation. We thought we would throw him in, what with him being Irish and having not heard about him for a while, also because he was as bald as a coot throughout his career, a consistently bad barnet.

Stephen Ireland

7 Shkodran Mustafi

Mustafi went for it and we are not feeling it.

Shkodran Mustafi


6 Marouane Fellaini

This could have been any one of Fellaini, David Luiz or Mattéo Guendouzi. All of which have hair similar to Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons, not an ideal lookalike really now is he?

Marouane Fellaini


5 Andros Townsend:

Townsend has hair that looks like a well-kept hedge in our opinion.

Andros Townsend

Image Credit – Sky Sports

4  Paul Scahrner:

This fella was mad in the head, which was represented multiple times by his haircuts and styles.


Image Credit – Express & Star

 3  Pierr-Emerick Aubameyang

What a player this man is, but lockdown did not do Auba any favors. I hadn’t actually noticed his forehead until this, once you see it it is all you can see.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang


2 Sadio Mane:

Another brilliant baller, with a woeful haircut.

Sadio Mane


1 Andy Carrol:

The undisputed champion of the worst haircut of all time, Andy Carrol with his con-rows.

Andy Carroll

Image Credit – Planet Football


So, there you have it, our take on the worst haircuts the premier league has ever seen. If you reckon we have missed anyone be sure to get in touch for a good healthy argument. Enjoy the first weekend of the new premier league season.